This girl at my school likes me. Everyone says she does but I'm still not sure. So on Friday she asked me if she could suck me penis. I told her yes, but with my awkwardness, I started rambling of specifics and stupid shit like time/place/ nonsense that should be discussed later. So she is all like, err I'll call you later. So here I am, awaiting the call, hand on my dick about to climax, when my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

ummmm ok lol

Wtf was the Alex? hahahaha

confession: this never happened.